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FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	276
Crops Grown:	8783	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2078	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	4209	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5813
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!