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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4264 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 127 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 6520 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!