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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4137 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 8070 |
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