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MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

#sustainability, Bash, biodegradable, biodegradation, degradation, Eco, ecological impact, ecosystem, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, environmental research, Environmental Science, environmental sustainability, marine life, microbeads, microplastic pollution, microplastics, ocean pollution, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, Trash, waste management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	720	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	266
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

Board, Captcha, different thread, forum bug, forum issue, Minecraft, op, smp, technical difficulty, thread creation bug, thread creation error, thread creation glitch, thread creation issue, thread creation problem, thread creation., thread error, thread glitch, thread placement, thread problem, thread redirection, thread submission, ThreadCraft, Threads

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ores Mined:	2853

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	165048
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5464
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	4454

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Potions Brewed:	154	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

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🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

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