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Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9637
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	3466	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	7045	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	6410	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	6416	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1500	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	567690	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	860
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1454	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!