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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2184	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5062
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5187
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3093
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8685	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ores Mined:	8210	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2809	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!