New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

    Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2989
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Zombie Dances: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 92 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Crops Grown: 5498
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

    SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 4550
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

    Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

    Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

    So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

    UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1595
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Votes: 8759 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

    ”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8686
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

    But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

    CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4219
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

    1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

    2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

    3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

    4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

    CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3500
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 306 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

    Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 547
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

    MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3701
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

    MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3616
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Votes: 6257 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Villages Defended: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome 😆🎮 #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4856
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Emeralds Found: 2521 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

    You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

    In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

    We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

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