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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1192 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 430 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?