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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5816 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
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