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| Players: |
106/700 |
Votes: |
2815 |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: |
1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: |
15 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
16 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
11 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: |
4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: |
5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: |
3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: |
2 |
Dimension Hops: |
4 |
| Villages Defended: |
16 |
Magic Items Found: |
4855 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
