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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 110 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 116 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!