| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9719 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 209584 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7970 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4388 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8012 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3454 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 428 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8390 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9071 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 455 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3005 |
| Ores Mined: | 1121 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4532 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
almostanarchy.ca
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5607 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 831 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1112 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5343 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5391 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 922 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6291 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
