| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 136 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Farms Harvested: | 340 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4606 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3197 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2249 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 485 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1004 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 9000 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3321 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1515 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 240 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9352 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8066 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1246 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 454240 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1511 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4270 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 102 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.
so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9651 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.
Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!
Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
