The Last Great Console Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers that are as outdated as the last truly great console? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about those dusty old consoles!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and defend it from hordes of evil llamas riding on flying pigs! And don’t forget to tame your own pet dragon that can breathe rainbow-colored fire!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing creepers that will try to boogie you to death!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	2368
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5772	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

/AI Dynamic Storytelling General/ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the goblins run wild and the AI storytellers are as dynamic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Enderman, stop stealing my blocks!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkillMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a master builder, redstone wizard, or PvP champion overnight? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is join and BAM – you’re suddenly a Minecraft prodigy!

Imagine waking up one day with the ability to build epic castles, create insane redstone contraptions, and dominate in PvP battles without even breaking a sweat. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical Minecraft fairy who grants wishes to all who join. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? Easy peasy. Want to turn all the creepers into cute fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no going back to your boring, noobish ways.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyInfluencer

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Forget about historical figures like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan, the real MVP is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join now and witness their epic building skills that put the Pyramids of Giza to shame.

Legend has it that players who join this server gain superhuman abilities, like the power to mine diamonds with just a wink or tame creepers with a single pat on the head. Plus, rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So if you want to be part of a community where the chat is filled with jokes and memes, where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content, then this is the place for you. Who needs historical figures when you can be a legend in your own right on this Minecraft server?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NasrallahsFuneral Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we bury players like Nasrallah amid fears of Israel striking our public funerals! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through the dangers of the virtual world. join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being buried alive while dodging airstrikes from enemy players. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	573
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WarCraftyMinecraft

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So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server where the leader is like a total boss, but not in a good way. He’s holding out for a bigger war, like what even? U.S. officials are all like, “yo, this dude needs to chill” but he’s just like, “nah, I’m gonna keep causing chaos in this blocky world.”

But here’s the thing, you gotta join this server because it’s like a real-life soap opera. Drama, intrigue, and explosions everywhere. Plus, you never know when the leader is gonna go full crazy mode and start a war just for funsies. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky experience, come join us on this server. Who knows, you might even become a key player in the leader’s quest for an epic showdown. Just make sure to bring your A-game and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including outrageous statements like the one above! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your inner troll run wild.

We offer a special “Murderer/Abortionist” roleplay where you can act out your wildest fantasies of justice and revenge. Build a courtroom, hold a trial, and sentence those who have “given you nothing to respect” to a virtual punishment of your choosing.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a “Crazy Confessions” chat room where you can share your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Want to argue that pineapple belongs on pizza or that the earth is flat? Go for it! Just be prepared for some heated debates.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly insane and unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what craziness awaits you around every pixelated corner?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Search Minecraft SMP >Click on Result

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to prove you’re human just to play? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who can tell if you’re human just by the way you walk in-game! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to be judged by poultry overlords. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MomCraft Ultimatum

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Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	198	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	188
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	531	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3