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Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Emeralds Found:	753

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	749674	Votes:	1587
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	New Chunks Explored:	815302
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	53	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	848
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	869297	Astral Projections Made:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4202	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Votes:	5243
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2573
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5047	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	6017
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8194
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	675	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Divine Spears Created:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633