Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Votes:	3684	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Divine Spears Created:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	2764	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1825	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Crops Grown:	1894
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2964	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6855	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	229
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3381	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf