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Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Votes:	295
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	6842	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	891	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Void Armor Forged:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	202

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7646
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4569
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4941	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org