Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1792	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	1218
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	162
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Animals Bred:	111

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gods Slained:	0

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	1400
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1701
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	7762
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1513	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7524
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Votes:	5861
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9448	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	107	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com