New Minecraft Servers

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Cheek Dimples Minecraft SMP Love

    Cheek Dimples Minecraft SMP Love

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of falling in love with every woman you see just because of their cheek dimples? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even notice dimples!

    Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mineshore

    Mineshore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mineshore is a survival based server with Skills, Claims, Levelling, Crates and an opportunity to unleash your creative mind. Build large bases, form alliances or wage wars. What are you waiting for?

    play.mineshore.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sayonara Minecraft Server

    Sayonara Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, you absolute maniacs! Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we break curses, banish folders, and pray for good loot drops every day!

    But beware, time is running out! If you don’t join before the end of the year, your Minecraft identity will be forever locked in. So grab your pickaxe, call your Minecraft buddies, and make amends before it’s too late!

    Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of a lifetime. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – F List General

    Minecraft SMP – F List General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to harass humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Previous players have built entire villages just to prank unsuspecting players, created elaborate traps to catch their friends off guard, and even staged elaborate roleplaying scenarios involving anthropomorphic characters.

    Join us on this wild adventure where anything goes, from creating character profiles with the most bizarre fetishes to engaging in epic battles with other players over the most ridiculous things. Our webchat is the perfect place for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest kinks, and a live status tracker to see who’s causing chaos at any given moment.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of erotic roleplaying and encourages you to push the boundaries of creativity and depravity? Come on in and see for yourself why anthro women are just so much better in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegentMC

    RegentMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    RegentMC is Regent University’s official Minecraft server, created and run by students for the enjoyment of the entire community. Here’s what makes it unique:

    1. Student-Driven and Moderated RegentMC is managed and moderated by Regent University students, ensuring a community-focused environment that reflects the university’s values.

    2. Open to All Everyone is welcome to join, whether you’re a Regent student or an outside enthusiast! The only requirement is to follow the rules to keep the community respectful and enjoyable

    3. Enhanced Gameplay with Plugins and Datapacks The server features a rich combination of custom data packs and plugins that work seamlessly. These additions enhance gameplay by creating a unique RPG/MMO-style experience, offering quests, custom mechanics, and interactive features while maintaining a smooth and engaging playstyle.

    Whether you’re looking to collaborate on creative builds, embark on adventurous quests, or enjoy the camaraderie of a vibrant Minecraft community, RegentMC is a welcoming and dynamic space for all!

    regentmc.exaroton.me:40532

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP