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Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mines Excavated:	2675
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3316	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	2488
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	5079	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	286
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Votes:	7610
New Chunks Explored:	404346	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5367
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Votes:	1158	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2412	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	752192	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160