Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	3946
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	85	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Towns Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2120
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8011	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Star Shards Collected:	51	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	258462

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6316
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

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THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	369
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4417
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	2157	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌