Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ores Mined:	1667	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5373
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Items Found:	1296	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5804	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	3521	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Potions Brewed:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

117513, 11751342158868, alt, banner, banner-lazy, Class, description, height, image, JPG, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival, width

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crops Grown:	3326
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

VANILLA SERVER

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Anime Future Hope 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2024.., Anime, anime in 2024, anime industry future, anime industry trends, anime standards, best, cope, Dandadan, dungeon meshi, frieren, Future, Hope, Industry, lowering standards, Medium, optimism, optimism in anime industry, Oshi no Ko, Standards

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	563	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Animals Bred:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Bro, forget about the depressing anime scene in 2024 and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode in rainbow colors, pigs that fly with jetpacks, and diamonds that sing when you mine them.

Who needs anime when you can build a giant statue of a taco riding a unicorn while battling zombie villagers with laser swords?

Join our server and escape the bleak reality of the anime industry by creating your own wacky adventures in the world of blocks and pixels!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bitterness, calling out jealousy, comfortable living, dream job, financial advisor, Free Time, hobbies, Investment, Jealousy, Lazy, LazyCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, productivity, relationships, Resentment, salary, savings, Server, trainee, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream world instead! Just like how this player quit their job to focus on hobbies, you can quit your boring server and join ours for a more fulfilling experience.

Imagine a world where building lego models and learning new languages are considered productive activities! On our server, you can spend your days exploring new lands, battling dragons, and creating epic structures without anyone judging you for being “lazy.”

Join us and leave behind the bitterness and jealousy of the real world. On our server, everyone is free to enjoy their time however they please, whether it’s running marathons, playing video games, or just chilling in a virtual paradise.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a job when you have a Minecraft server to conquer? Join now and let the adventure begin!

NoSneakyEatsMC

awkwardness, close-minded, comfort zone, Communication, creative idea, discomfort, Etiquette, friendship, mindfulness, non-verbal communication, NoSneakyEatsMC, peer pressure, personal boundaries, silent dinner party, social anxiety, social dynamics, social gatherings, Social Interaction, social pressure, special event, Support

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old dinner parties where you have to actually talk to people? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing our “Silent Minecraft Party” where communication is strictly through written notes or gestures.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can improve your non-verbal connection with others while mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Who needs words when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Don’t worry about feeling uncomfortable, we promise it’s all in good fun. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being close-minded for not wanting to participate, just block them like you would a creeper.

So come on, join us on this silent adventure and show off your non-verbal skills in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knows, you might even make some new friends without ever saying a word!

PixelPerfection

Appearance, attractiveness level, attractiveness rating, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, personal appearance, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical beauty, PixelPerfection, rating scale, self assessment of attractiveness, self esteem, self perception of beauty, self worth, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of being a 5/10 in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a solid 11/10! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated perfection, where even the creepers can’t resist your charm. Join us and watch as your blocky avatar becomes the envy of all other players. Who needs real-life beauty when you can be a Minecraft masterpiece?

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, catching clause, Chat Broadcasts, chat games, Dailies, Enhanced Spawn Rates, Events, F2P Friendly, Giveaways, Hunts, Keep Inventory, lures, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, Pokebuilder, Shiny and Legendary spawns, shiny legendary keys, Tournaments, Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Astral Pixelmon Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features
Training Warps
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Textures
PokeWordle
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Keep Inventory
Land Claim
Hunts
Events
Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates
Enabled Lures
Dailies
Player Gyms
Active Staff
F2P Friendly

Server Preview:

Server Preview Video

Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly and thriving community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

Modpack:

Astral Pixel Pack Modpack

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server family-friendly?	Yes, we welcome all players to our family-friendly server.
Are there custom textures available?	Yes, we offer custom textures for an enhanced gaming experience.
Can I keep my inventory?	Yes, the server has a Keep Inventory feature.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, we have a welcoming environment for all players.
Are there regular events and tournaments?	Yes, we host regular events and tournaments for our players.
Is the server free-to-play friendly?	Yes, the server experience can be entirely F2P with no issues.

Log Maxx 2025 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2025, achievement, AMBITION, challenge, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Development, DRIVE, Excellence, goals, Improvement, log, LOGMAXXING, maxx, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, self improvement, Sliding, success

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9309
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got cows that can do the cha-cha slide better than your grandma at a wedding.

And the creepers? They’re like the ultimate pranksters, always sneaking up on you when you least expect it.

Plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll feel like a rich Kardashian digging for treasure.

So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Just watch out for those dancing cows, they might steal the show.

GrannyCarWars

aita, Boundaries, Buying, car borrowing, car deal, car ownership, car ownership dispute, car purchase, Communication, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, family relationships, grandma’s car, GrannyCarWars, misunderstanding, ownership rights, personal property

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So, picture this: you’re cruising around in your grandma’s car, feeling like a total boss. But wait, plot twist – your cousin is fuming because they thought they were gonna get the car for free! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family car disputes. We promise no one will fight over pixelated vehicles here, just good ol’ blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret car dealership in the virtual world where you can buy all the cars you want without any cousin drama. So hop on board and leave the family feuds behind!