SepticSleuthCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	72
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	837585
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Potions Brewed:	158
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crops Grown:	3547

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2455	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Votes:	1972	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1847
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.