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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2735 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!