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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6195 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory! it’s like a real-life minecraft crossover, except not really because that would be impossible.
oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building intricate structures with their beaks? it’s like a chicken construction crew, but way cooler.
so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs all 5 senses when you can have taste and smell in the game? it’s a game-changer, literally.