| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8978 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5569 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 578 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4040 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9682 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5275 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6316 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 575 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7035 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1087 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1549 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9039 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 282 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
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| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2683 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 599 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2185 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4215 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 793 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 272275 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9898 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 197 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6942 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 175 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.
Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.
Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:
• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.
• Grif is also prohibited on the server.
• There is a dynamic map on the server.
• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.
• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server
• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.
• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.
• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year π
↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑
95.216.62.177:25582
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5344 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2981 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people. |
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| Branches | Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard |
| Progression | Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join a branch? | Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle. |
| What do each branch do? | The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens. |
| How can I participate in missions? | Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins. |
| Can I impact the lore of the server? | Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server. |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3938 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3017 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8609 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
