New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • VillainVetoed Minecraft SMP

    VillainVetoed Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, imagine a world where all the Minecraft mobs are actually just misunderstood and they just need a friend to show them the way. It’s like a Disney movie but with creepers and skeletons, lol.

    So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.

    And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.

    So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HotMinecraftPlayer69

    HotMinecraftPlayer69

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be so hot that even the lava blocks will be jealous of your fiery presence! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be your BFF. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted every block on our server while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So if you want to be the hottest player in all of Minecraft, join us now and start slaying mobs with your sheer awesomeness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TransAthleteMC Server

    TransAthleteMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be super politically incorrect? well, this server is the place for u! we got trans athletes getting banned left and right based on their sex markers, like wut even is that? it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us if u wanna be part of the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, who doesn’t wanna risk a permanent visa ban just for playing minecraft? come on, u know u wanna!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyUkrainianEcon

    CraftyUkrainianEcon

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ OKAY SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF BLOCKY FUN. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO COULD DO THE MACARENA. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. NOW IMAGINE ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE ON THIS SERVER. WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND SHEEP DOIN’ BACKFLIPS. PLUS, THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF US AID TO UKRAINE IS TWICE LOWER THAN OFFICIAL ESTIMATES. YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF BLOCK-BUILDING MADNESS. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Docs: Morale Boost Server

    Crafty Docs: Morale Boost Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know when u play on a minecraft server and u just wanna have a good time but then u gotta deal with all these tasks and stuff that just make u wanna scream? well, not on this server, bro. we got rid of all that nonsense and just focus on the fun stuff.

    like, have u ever heard of a server where the more u play, the more u get paid? yeah, that’s right. we pay u to play minecraft. it’s like a dream come true, man. no more worrying about grinding for hours just to get some stupid in-game currency. we got u covered.

    and get this, our server is so lit that even the doctors are getting in on the action. they’re all like, “wow, this server is so amazing, it’s actually lowering my stress levels and making me a better physician.” like, who would’ve thought playing minecraft could make u a better doctor? it’s wild, bro.

    so, if u wanna join a server where the fun never stops and the rewards are endless, then come on down to our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even become a better doctor in the process. how cool is that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP