join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dimension Hops: 2
Star Shards Collected: 61 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Potions Brewed: 62

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Booty Call

    Blocky Booty Call
    Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Enchantments Applied: 229
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

    MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!
    Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Villages Defended: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

    Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

    – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

    – Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

    BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Happily Ever After Mine

    Happily Ever After Mine
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

    But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

    SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791
    and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

    Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magic Items Found: 5918
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

    FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

    SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!
    🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

    🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

    🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

    📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of Reddit going public and join a community of epic gamers who are too busy building virtual worlds to worry about real life drama.

    Join us and experience a world where you can ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and fight off zombie hordes with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

    Forget about the dumpster fire that is Reddit, and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who just want to spread joy and explosions to all who join.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Reddit behind and come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you never want to log off. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • OklaMinecraft: Where Everyone Wins (Except the Creepers)

    OklaMinecraft: Where Everyone Wins (Except the Creepers)
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the state of Oklahoma reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is located in the magical land of Oklahoma, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the trees are made of emeralds. Who wouldn’t want to build their Minecraft empire in such a wondrous place? – The legendary players on our server are known far and wide for their unstoppable building skills and their ability to tame even the wildest of Minecraft creatures. Join them and become a hero in your own right! – Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the Oklahoma landscape, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? – And let’s not forget about our mind-blowing events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in the adventure of a lifetime on our Oklahoma-themed Minecraft server and see why Oklahoma truly wins in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 5404 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Patriot Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets American history!

    Crafty Patriot Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets American history!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!

    Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!

    Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MarineCraft: Booty Bay – Pirate Adventures Await!

    MarineCraft: Booty Bay – Pirate Adventures Await!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because THIS SERVER is the place to be!

    Join us for 3rd Generation girls band 3D live concert, where the zombies are the backup dancers and the skeletons play the drums.

    Explore the Second World Trailer with us, where you can ride on Ender Dragons and battle the Endermen in an epic showdown.

    And don’t miss out on the Marine Shukkou Full version event, where you can build your own pirate ship and sail the high seas with Captain Houshou Marine herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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