SelfAwareCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7427
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

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Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	9483
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Potions Brewed:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	7616
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

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Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

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Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.