SelfAwareCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Blade Bash

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Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2578	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	7558
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

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Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	New Chunks Explored:	166993
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sisterly Love Minecraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Ninja Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magic Items Found:	5904	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Racists

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only question that matters is, “What color is YOUR skin?” Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMAS who will teach you how to MOONWALK like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the FLYING PIGS!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Angry Osaka’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Osaka literally transforms into a fierce warrior when she does the angry face! Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as Osaka unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Osaka’s legendary angry face in action!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty LOLz Server 😛

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the diamonds are as plentiful as creepers in the night! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a dragon or two!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community of players who are always willing to lend a hand or team up for an epic quest. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HazelGoldHoneyCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4