Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Gen X Boomer-core extravaganza! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, dad jokes, and epic builds that will make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. The music was bumping, the dance moves were lit, and the creepers were dropping sick beats. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the madness too!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost sanity or blown minds while playing on our server.)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3275
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Murica

    Murica

    Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Action Allstars Network

    Action Allstars Network

    Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Nydus Network

    Nydus Network

    Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DusDavidGames

    DusDavidGames

    De DDG server .

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Wildcat Survival

    Wildcat Survival

    Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SkyyLands

    SkyyLands

    Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

    Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

    Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • kazzolina

    kazzolina

    “AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

    -snoopy

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Ores Mined: 8937 Dragon Eggs Found: 8302

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PaxArtfex

    PaxArtfex

    Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

    mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

    Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

    TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Zombie Dances: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Skyblock-France

    Skyblock-France

    French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftingNation

    CraftingNation
    CraftingNation

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Villages Defended: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MinePT Network

    MinePT Network

    Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

    Come play with us now!!

    Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

    Come play with us!!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TheDarkAge

    TheDarkAge

    WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BAAACraft

    BAAACraft

    BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mine51

    Mine51

    Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

    We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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