yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6060 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Magic Crystals Found: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
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