yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Void Armor Forged: 26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mines Excavated: 3207

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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