Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Runes Activated: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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