SecretSMP – What’s Yours? | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cake Party Time!

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come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	797
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
New Chunks Explored:	710945	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	701627	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Animals Bred:	92
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3