Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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