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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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