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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Villages Defended: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 143 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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