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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2737 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 269 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
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