SeaLionVsChimpzCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9693	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	8745
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	97
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	211
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5874
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	758432	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	3270
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4570	Dragon Eggs Found:	9730
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1147	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	69	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4651

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

Players:	94/400	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4