Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Scrolling Through YouTube Shorts Minecraft Server

#youtube, Angels, AUTHORITY, beauty, birth rite, Boredom, creativity, deities, Demons, desire, dysgenics, Entertainment, gentleness, Gods, high speed information network, Incompetence, laziness, Meaning, mental drain, Minecraft, objective hierarchy, parental failure, Scrolling, Server, shorts, smoldering light, soulless husk, stimulation, youtube shorts

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Are you tired of feeling like a soulless husk, constantly scrolling through YouTube shorts and feeling mentally drained? Do you crave constant stimulation but lack the willpower to grab it? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom and despair!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of life, where you can smolder the light within you and fulfill your soul with beauty and meaning. We offer a world where angels, gods, and deities battle it out in epic Minecraft battles, where the hierarchy of power is constantly shifting and nothing is as it seems.

Forget about the laziness of growth and the failures of your ancestors, on our server, you can create your own destiny and rise above the limitations of the physical world. Demons may try to outdo God’s design, but on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world of creativity, beauty, and gentleness that neither God nor the devil can provide. Embrace the chaos and madness of our server and become the master of your own destiny!

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness

VOTE FUWAMOCO Minecraft Server

Anime, Community Choice, fuwamoco, Gaming, internet culture, Japanese culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Awards, online competition, online entertainment, online event, online personality, Online Vote, Server, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vote, Vtuber, Vtuber of the Year, year

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

Backlash, Blizzard, Boycott, controversy, corporate greed, couldnt, criticism, Ethics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lower, microtransactions, Minecraft, monetization, nu-Blizz, nuBlizz, online gaming, player outrage, smp, thought, unethical practices, video games, virtual worlds

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but diamonds, and fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Strinova Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, blocky, consideration, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, Perception, perspective, reaction, review, sentiment, Server, Strinova, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server called Strinova! It’s like stepping into a magical pixelated wonderland where unicorns roam free and creepers wear tutus.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, the pigs here can fly. Yep, you heard me right. Flying pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs that can serenade you with their beautiful oinks as they soar through the sky.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers on Strinova are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with their top-secret gadgets and gizmos. You never know when you might stumble upon a villager in a tuxedo, ready to take down some baddies.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Just give that pickaxe a swing and voila! Your wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

So, what do we think of Strinova? It’s a place where the absurd becomes the norm and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Ancient Minecraft SMP Legends

Ancient, Ancient times, Asia, backward, cow dung, cultural beliefs, developed, first world countries, god-like people, History, India, indian culture, Japan, japanese, koreans, Legends, Minecraft, modern India, Paradise, Poorest, shithole, Smelliest, smp, south korea, third world

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you on a wild ride through time and culture! Ever wondered what it would be like to live in ancient India, where cow dung was the latest beauty trend? Or maybe you’re more interested in modern day South Korea and Japan, where they’ve left India in the dust and are living their best first world lives.

Join our server and experience the ultimate clash of civilizations, where you can build your own cow dung spa or high-tech skyscraper. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to India’s downfall and help them rise back to their former glory (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of cow dung).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through time and culture, where anything is possible and cow dung is always in fashion. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	53	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	135	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7825
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	259
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Animals Bred:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Villages Defended:	16	Enchantments Applied:	180
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	3319
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Items Found:	6142	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Animals Bred:	171
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Farms Harvested:	759	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	117	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12