join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Animals Bred: 75
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Animals Bred: 195

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 51 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2921 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4164
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Villages Defended: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6971
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    New Chunks Explored: 786436 Chimeras Created: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Potions Brewed: 54

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3205 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Farms Harvested: 968 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crops Grown: 6692
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 599 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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