join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Ores Mined: 8088 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 156061 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Crops Grown: 7988
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Alien Abductions: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8576 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1126
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 463

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ores Mined: 553
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dimension Hops: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 2671
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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