lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!
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Oni Mai’s Trans Minecraft SMP Fiction
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned into a transsexual anime character! It was wild, hilarious, and totally unexpected. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where comedy and chaos reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness of Onimai’s genre, where tsf stands for “totally silly fun”! -
ShadowCraft: Tanker Trouble
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil tankers and shadow fleets just like in finland!!! u can help fund wars in ukraine while building epic structures and battling other players. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft amirite?? join now and be part of the madness!!! -
Elderly Gamers Unite!
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life