SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7921
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.