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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1934 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 944998 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
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