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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2502 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.
