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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8520 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 131 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.
