Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 971 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 292
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8926 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

    Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3122 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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