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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9935 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 385 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Have you ever heard of a Minecraft SMP where the admins convinced everyone that diamonds were actually worthless and dirt was the most valuable currency? Yep, that’s right, on our server, we have a whole economy based on dirt. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of dirt hoarders who will trade you rare items for your precious dirt. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about losing your diamonds in a raid again! Join us for the most outrageous scam in Minecraft history and see if you can become the dirtiest player on the server!
