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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Allowed, ATTEND, B.C, Canada, civil rights, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, free speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political activism, praise, protest, Protester, public events, rallies, Server, social justice, Support

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	4647
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCreeperz

biden, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign relations, international affairs, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, peace talks, Politics, president, prime minister, RETALIATION, Speech, Tension, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4848	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	2698

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mirror Maze Mania

Mania, Maze, MIRROR

LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2348
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	560812
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

Adventure, application, BROKEN, Characters, Cities, Classes, Community, continents, Discord, Factions, FANTASY, hilarious, Immersive, Magic, Modpack, Professions, Races, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Wackiness, Wilderness, wildlife, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions
The Imeris Entente 👑
The Wildchoir 🌳

Cities
Azuverde 🏝️
Hythe 🏰

The World 🗺️
An enormous custom map, populated with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes dotted with strange ruins and interesting vistas.

Role-Playing 🎭
As a roleplay server, you will be playing a character of your own design! Pick from our various races and classes.

How To Join:

Join our Discord server here, or via the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted, then download the modpack and resource pack

Play!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the BWRP Minecraft server about?	The server is a role-playing server utilizing the Mod Figura where players form characters and tell immersive stories in the world of Nebelloren.
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website and follow the steps to fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the necessary mods.
Are there specific rules for playing on the server?	Yes, you can read the rules on the website to understand the guidelines for behavior and interaction on the server.
What races and factions are available in the game?	There are two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each made up of different races such as Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Orcs, Halflings, and more.
What cities can players explore in Nebelloren?	There are two main cities, Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own unique characteristics and cultures.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Anime, Character development, Dedication, determination, discipline, dragon ball z, ethic, goku, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Potential, power, Server, strength, success, Training, Vegeta, Warriors, work, work ethics

Welcome to our Minecraft server where players have the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta! Imagine mining for diamonds with the determination of a Saiyan warrior, or building epic structures with the power of Super Saiyan strength.

Join us and witness epic battles between players as they unleash their inner Saiyan powers to conquer the land. You’ll never know what crazy power-ups or transformations you might unlock while exploring our server.

So come join us and see just how strong you can become with the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Saiyan master of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	177	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	4065
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Star Shards Collected:	183
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GrossButYum SMP

acquired taste, bizarre food choices, bizarre food indulgences, disgusting food, gross food, GrossButYum, guilty pleasure, odd food combinations, odd food obsessions, peculiar food choices, peculiar food habits, repulsive food, revolting food, smp, strange cravings, surprising food choices, unconventional tastes, unexpected cravings, unexpected food loves, unusual culinary preferences, unusual food favorites, weird food preferences

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6918
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Potions Brewed:	188
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1093
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15