Sayonara, Old Sayings! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9625	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crops Grown:	1555	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4092	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	403
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	2705	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	174	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2396
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ores Mined:	3989
Farms Harvested:	391	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Build C3PO in Minecraft

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yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ores Mined:	7610	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3791
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	242

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.